Gone are her special pants
Israel has exceedingly low levels of violent street crime. Military crises, yes.
Murder, rape, armed robbery . . . not so much.
But petty theft? Yeah, we’ve got that. As Noorster was just reminded.
Dear Horrible Person Who Stole My Turquoise Trousers from the Dryer While I Was Buying Milk and Diet Coke at the Makolet,
I hope you FUCKING DIE!!! RAH RAH RAH!!!!
No, wait, I don’t actually want you to die… I just…
What kind of a trollop (I’m assuming you’re a woman, because those trousers? They’re turquoise…) goes to a self-service launderette to steal clothes? Obviously not the smart kind, because you took my trousers but left my €100 bra.
Those were my Fun Pants! You better start crying, because I had them custom fitted to my special ass – they will never fit you!
I hate you!
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