We’ll Believe George Clooney Is Coming When We See His Plane Land

The New York Israeli consulate is getting all worked up and excited fantasizing about an upcoming visit to Israel by George Clooney:
It’s true; he is just as hot in person as on the big screen. And now, we all might get a glance of The Sexiest Person of the Year shopping on Shenkin, or lounging at the TA Port. We can confirm that Mr. George Clooney spoke to our very own Vice Premier, the elder statesmen himself, Shimon Peres, when the two bumped into each other for separate tapings of the Charlie Rose Show last week. Apparently, Peres invited Clooney for a visit to Israel, and the dapper, Oscar winning, A-lister enthusiastically accepted.
Now, don’t get me wrong, I’m as hot for George as the next girl. But if every celebrity that an Israeli diplomatic source was planning to visit Israel actually came, the place would be as star-studded as the Cannes Film Festival. I mean, George meets Shimon in the dressing room of Charley Rose, Shimon invites him publicly, what is George gonna say? “No, ugh, never…travel to that war-torn occupier? Are you nuts?!”
Maybe I’m too skeptical and underestimating the pull of the Peres charm. After all, Sharon Stone did make it over here, as did Richard Gere and Madonna albeit not when their careers were peaking the way that Clooney’s is right now. But hey, I’d be happy to be proven wrong — come on, George, we’re waiting.
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2 Comments on We’ll Believe George Clooney Is Coming When We See His Plane Land
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Benji on
Tue, Dec 5th 2006 8:14 PM
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David on
Wed, Dec 6th 2006 1:04 AM
And don’t forget Bobby and Whitney (may their relationship rest in peace.)
Why get excited because these people may vist Israel?
Have Israelis lost so much self-confidence that they need to be reassured by the visit of famous actors and singers?
I am certain that it is a minority of Israelis that are so star struck.
Its pathetic.
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