Internal Paranoia

February 15, 2007 - 9:00 AM by


Noorster has put up a clever, funny and poignant posting about the internal dialogue a few of her alter egos conducted while sitting opposite a questionable character on a public bus:

Terrified Noorster: Shit. A suicide bomber.
Reasonable Noorster: Don’t be silly. A suicide bomber it isn’t.
TN: Look at him. He’s all uptight and he’s wearing a ski jacket, and did you see those eyes?
RN: You’re being ridiculous. Why would anybody want to blow up the ## bus?
TN: Oh god, he’s unzipped his jacket.
RN: It’s hot in here. In fact, you should unbutton your coat too, you’ve started to sweat.
TN: Oh god, he’s reaching under… he’s reached under his jacket… he’s doing something under his jacket!
RN: [rolls hypothetical eyes] He’s scratching his armpit.
TN: Adjusting his explosive vest, more like.

etc. etc. etc.

Thanks Noorster. We’ve all been there.

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