No Better Place to Raise Children (Especially as Smokers)

February 28, 2007 - 4:17 PM by

Israel: no better place to raise kids. Everybody here knows it. Far away from the crime-ridden streets of America lies a place with friendly neighbors, parks, and of course, no random gun violence.

And, ahhh, the beach. Fun for the whole family! Journey down to Eilat like I did yesterday, and you’ll find a land of sun, relaxation, and fun. Heck, I even found the old “insert a coin, maneuver the claw, and win a prize” game! WHAT KID DOESN’T LIKE THAT???

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I guess I’m just used to prizes like fuzzy dice and silly putty…

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“Hey, Shmulik, how bout some Marlboro Lights with that choo-choo?”

G-d, I miss my childhood.

Cross-posted at What War Zone???

Tags: • Category: General, Israeliness 

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One Comment on No Better Place to Raise Children (Especially as Smokers)

  1. Munaeem on Wed, Feb 28th 2007 5:38 PM

    2. I wish I could visit Israel. I want to meet my friend Prof. Barry Rubin.

    With Love from Pakistan

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