Toilet Humor

March 1, 2007 - 12:00 PM by


To get into the Purim mood, check out Israel Stories’ humorous post illustrating his misadventure of getting locked in the toilet stall at a Jerusalem 5-Star Hotel.

I waited and as soon as I heard a flush and door unlock I shouted for help.

“Hello, can you help me, I am trapped in the toilet and the lock is broken.”

“I am sorry, I do not speak Ivrit I am French.”

“Hello, can you help me, I am trapped in the toilet and the lock is broken.”

“I am sorry, I do not speak English I am French.”

“CAN YOU GET HELP!” I shouted in English

“I am sorry, I do not speak English I am French.”

“HELP ME!”

“I am sorry, I do not speak English I am French.”

For some reason the thought of King Saul failing to kill Amalek and Wellington failing to finish of the job at Waterloo came to mind.

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