Say Hey to Elaine

May 16, 2007 - 11:00 AM by

Welcome Back Benji!

And thanks for tipping us off to the impending Jerry Seinfeld visit to Israel this Fall.

Now, Benji, get thineself to detox.

As of last night, I’m back. Didn’t do as much philosophizing about my new life as I expected to. Barely left the house, in fact. The only thing I have to tell you, my loyal readers, is that…wow…Americans eat a lot of crap. Admittedly, it tastes delicious, but man oh man…I feel like my body is going through detox right now. Burritos, M&Ms…things in packaging… Tex-Mex sure is good but when I ordered vegetables on the side, I was hoping for something more than sliced iceberg lettuce and a tomato slice. They could have served the actual menu and it wouldn’t have been any less healthy. That’s all for now.

M&M’s with a side of Taco Bell? Sheesh.

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2 Comments on Say Hey to Elaine

  1. Benji on Wed, May 16th 2007 12:29 PM
  2. Oh Stefanella…how I missed you! : )

  3. Stephanie on Wed, May 16th 2007 4:16 PM
  4. LOL. Thanks dear. Likewise..

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