On The Loose

May 17, 2007 - 3:30 PM by Stephanie

If you’re thinking of heading out to Tel Aviv’s Azrieli Center for a shopping mall experience or movie day, a bit of advice: Inspect that bucket of popcorn in the light outside the cinema before sticking your hand inside in the dark.

Twelve (!) rare snakes escaped their aquariums and may be on the loose inside the mall; no one seems to know where they may be lurking…

According to the Hebrew press, when employees of the mall’s observatory level “Butterfly Ranch” tropical exhibit arrived to work on Wednesday morning, they discovered the snakes had gone AWOL. The missing species: King Cobras and Pythons. How comforting.

Police are investigating. Theft is the likely culprit of the snake disappearance. Not wanderlust. How the thieves tricked security cameras, security personnel and alarm systems is a mystery to all. But they got away with $15,000.00 worth of rare merchandise.

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One Comment on On The Loose

  1. Avi on Thu, May 17th 2007 3:37 PM
  2. Maybe they are on a plane!

    Sorry, bad joke.

    Or, in the elevators like the Microsoft or IBM commercials.

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