Bomb Chicka Bomb

June 7, 2007 - 3:00 PM by

Need a laugh? ‘Course ya do. We all do.

Count on Benji. He’s the resident funny guy. Except he’s currently residing in the U.S. where he’s spending the summer playing babysitter camp counselor somewhere in the Mid-West or something.

But he still reads the newspapers. And interprets. And delivers his signature humorous take:

This recent NY Times article talks about the latest breed of jihadists in Gaza, Lebanon, and other places I won’t be visiting before hell freezes over….

No need to read the whole thing-I’ll summarize for you. “Bomb terror fundamentalist terror terror bomb bomb”

The funny part of the article though (and let’s be honest, what’s NOT funny about Muslim fundamentalists?) is this:

The Army of Islam in Gaza is similarly shady, Mr. Mhaisin said. “It’s very difficult to find a detailed description of such groups,” he said. “It’s like the movement of ghosts, but there are signs: the burning of Internet cafes, statements on the Internet, various fatwas.”

Hmm…issuing statements on the internet…and then burning down internet cafes. Sounds like somebody needs to improve their strategic planning. What’s next? Building nuclear bombs and then blowing up the reactors? Great idea, boys! What, pray tell, do their internet statements read like?


Go here for the full text.

We know you’re doing the camp counselor thing because you like singing ’round the campfire. Fess up, Benj.

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