I’m Tired Already

June 10, 2007 - 7:30 AM by

You think we could get a break over here from all the war speculation?

There will be war with Syria this summer. There might be talks with Syria instead. The Israeli army is gearing up for war. Bashar and Ehud are sending secret love notes. Troops are amassing along the borders. There aren’t enough gas masks to protect the population. There won’t be a summer war.

SHEESH!!!

Can’t we have a Paris Hilton headline, just once? I mean look at how unhappy she is.

Or how’s about this story out of London about car & oil protesters taking to their bicycles “au natural” under the banner slogan: Less gas, More a**. That’s my kind of top (or bottom) story.

Back to our part of the world.. *sigh*: If there is a personal favorite to be chosen among the speculative yes-war/no-war/gas masks/blar dee blar set out there, then I choose things.co.il.

Things posted this image proving he is in gear-up-mode.
Bravo. You might want to add some mayonnaise, salt, onion and Balsamic vinegar with a side of baguette and bottled water to the shelf or the tuna’s gonna be mighty bland. You know…live a little as long as there’s a war looming.

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