Sardines 101

August 21, 2007 - 7:10 AM by Stephanie

You say you want to live in Tel Aviv? If you’re going to do it like the pros, you’ll need to invest in a decent set of Bushnell’s.

Trust me on this one. I’ve lived here for years. Oh wait…. Bear with me for a minute. The neighbors are awake. The “clothing optional” while working on the computer neighbors.

False alarm. They’re appareled this ayem.

anglosaxy reports that voyeurism thrives in his neighborhood too. Specifically…

What with the large windows in this neck of the ‘hood, I know what time he wakes up, how many beers are left in the fridge, and that he cleans the house way too regularly. I thought I knew (or make that, we thought, coz the missus was adamant – perhaps it’s his meticulous cleaning habits…) that he batted for the other side, but after this weekend, his preferences seem to have swung rather more conservatively. Though maybe he was just temporarily swinging it.

Of course, this voyeuristic approach has a down side – we can obviously be seen too. I keep telling mrs anglosaxy not to prance around in her leather catsuit and to hide the whip for Christ’s sake, but to no avail…I have a feeling she’s become an Internet star somewhere out there but for all my trawling of porn sites, purely for the, er, purposes of research, I still haven’t come across her, or us…

Leather catsuit? anglosaxy, I know you guys! Small city, eh?

Psyche.

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