Back to Work? Wedding’s Off

September 11, 2007 - 4:30 PM by

Oh this is a perfect pre-Rosh Ha’Shanah light and frothy piece to keep things lively and fun:

A Southern Israel man is demanding a divorce from his wife of several years because she went back to work.

Her job? An escort. If you know what I mean, grin grin, wink wink.

Six years ago Henry (we’ll call him that for the sake of this entry) met Rosa (we’ll call her that for the sake of this entry). At the time, Rosa worked in a house of ill repute.

Straight outta Pretty Woman (or My Fair Lady), Henry decided he’d make a pure and chaste woman outta Rosa.

So he bought her out i.e. paid off the house madame – or monsieur, in this case – and took Rosa home to her new life: financial support a la Henry and lounging at home.

They married and things were flowing along as they do for a while. Until a few weeks ago when Henry noticed Rosa’s behavior was askew. Her claims of visiting girlfriends in Tel Aviv didn’t ring true and her late night hours aroused suspicion. So Hank hired a private detective.

And lo and behold discovered that Rosa had gone back to working it. She was bored at home and Hank just wasn’t doing it for her on the intimacy front.

He filed for divorce in Beer Sheba.

*sigh* Whatever happened to true romance?

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Comments

6 Comments on Back to Work? Wedding’s Off

  1. Benji on Tue, Sep 11th 2007 4:52 PM

    2. Ech omrim “house of ill repute”?

  2. Stephanie on Tue, Sep 11th 2007 8:36 PM

    3. i’m not allowed to write it here

  3. Rachel on Wed, Sep 12th 2007 7:53 AM

    4. why did you protect their names if it was in the paper? isn’t that their job?
    Anyway, good post.

  4. Stephanie on Wed, Sep 12th 2007 9:35 AM

    5. Their names weren’t in the paper. Hence the fictitious mock-ups…Made it more fun.

  5. Benji on Wed, Sep 12th 2007 10:04 AM

    6. Ech omrim “fictitious mock-ups?” This game never gets old to me.

  6. HQ on Sat, Nov 15th 2008 1:46 AM

    7. ha ))

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