Final Solution

September 11, 2007 - 2:00 PM by Stephanie

Over here in these parts, we’ve been keeping an eye on things with Syria what with accusations of invaded airspace and promises of retaliation.

We’ve also raised a collective eyebrow over a bunch of ~~bored & spineless thugs~~ Israeli Neo-Nazis discovered operating out of a Tel Aviv suburb.

Leave it to anglosaxy to come up with a sum up, recommend a relatively easy solution and spin it all with comic relief.

…I say nuke each other to bits and then we won’t have to go through all those nervy sirens again. A bright flash and then Good Night!

And with neo-Nazis (neo-feckin’-Nazis?!?) running around splashing their swastikas on all and sundry (but mainly on the sundry), and a dispirited Israeli football team (oooh, this must be hard to read if you’re an Israeli fan, hee hee) having to sit out a month before having a chance to redeem themselves…well, it’s all a bundle of laughs, as you can tell.

At least on Wednesday night it’s the Jewish New Year, shindig at the mum-in-laws place as usual. Complete with 60 guests and 20 odd kids screaming and shouting all night…oooh luverly…might just be saved by the England game, if it’s on anywhere…?

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