Damn This Traffic Jam

October 16, 2007 - 5:35 PM by

When Condie comes to town, news is all about peace. And talks. And negotiation. And breakthroughs. Or setbacks.

But do you see much in the news about the traffic jams created by her convoys? Nope.

And so The Big Felafel has decided to clue us all in on what it feels like to sit in gridlock listening to the radio rant on about talks and breakthroughs while Condie and her secret service convoys snake through the country en route to meetings.

Conda-poo-poo is once again in Israel for her famous three-way peace talks. Today’s headlines reported the progress of the meetings between Israel and the Palestinians and of course didn’t mention the annoying traffic jams that I think are just as important to this peace process. People like me, who have to sit in these gridlocks and listen to the jolly good news of a possible Palestinian state, might get a little crazy. What’s a little crazy- oh, I don’t know, it starts with uncontrollable cursing in your car and ends with day dreams of Conda-poo-poo, Olmert and Abu Mazen frolicking in the wilderness of Afghanistan. That’s putting it lightly since I know ‘big brother’, Mr. Patriots Act, is now watching.

Conda-poo-poo…hmmm…well Ms. Felafel certainly has a way with words, doesn’t she?

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3 Comments on Damn This Traffic Jam

  1. molly on Wed, Oct 17th 2007 10:29 AM

    2. Hi,
    It is not Mr.Felafel, it is Ms.Felafel! And my way with words: well that is the only name I find truly fitting for such a person. it among the many things that makes me laugh in this so-called peace process. Just keepin it real.

  2. Stephanie on Wed, Oct 17th 2007 3:35 PM

    3. Ooh! Sorry for the gender mixup! the way w/words is a good thing. funny.

  3. David-Joe on Thu, Oct 18th 2007 4:11 AM

    4. When a Sec of State convenes things and Israel is involved, it is never good for Israel. The thought of that incompetent moron Olmert leading these talks is sickening. Of course it could worse – it could be Barak.

    Oh God – they are both in leadership positions now!

    Something about the name Ehud……

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