You S-U-C-K (have a nice day)

November 21, 2007 - 3:00 PM by Stephanie

Unbeknownst to the Israelity blog team, a Hollywood “suit crew” was in Israel recently visiting, going, doing, scouting and ultimately fielding questions from Israel’s intrepid press corps.

Haaretz covered it and Zabaj gives it the fresh angle, advising misguided press personnel who asked honchos about getting jobs in Hollywood: GET REAL.

I can probably recreate the scene:

BigWig: So, you can see, we’re always looking abroad to film our projects and draw talen..

Dudi: Ehhhhh, how I get job in Hollywood?

BigWig: ..nt from all over the- huh? Oh, um, hi. Yeah, like I said we’re always open to new talent and …(general noncommital platitudes)…

Shmulik: So you say, I must to come make film and you pay me in Hollywood USA?

BigWig: Well, let me repeat that we’re interested in anything that makes us lots of money; with regards to specifics I can’t… (generally phony but nonoffensive American expressions of disinterest)…

Dedi: I give you script!

BigWig: No, we can’t accept unsolicited scripts for legal rea-

Dedi: No? Why? I give you — It’s make tale of hummus legacy set in…

Ugh. You see where this is going.