BREAKING NEWS: Two Jewish states!!!

December 6, 2007 - 9:16 PM by Benji

David, the offended commenter, this “breaking news” reference is for you!

According to this story in Ynet, the religious organization SOS Israel is planning to set up a new state in the West Bank should the Israeli government decide to withdraw in a peace agreement. This, from Rabbi Shalom Dov Wolpo:

“First of all we must understand that ‘it will come to pass,’ in other words- to internalize the lessons of the cruel expulsion from Gush Katif and to cease living in illusions. It is upon us to choose if we want to be brought to the slaughter, God forbid, or to stand up for our lives against the government’s intentions. There is no doubt then that the only solution is to immediately declare the establishment of an autonomous Jewish state in Judea and Samaria. The time has come to seriously consider erecting a legal body that will unite the Jewish settlements in Judea and Samaria as a state-to-be,” Rabbi Wolpe wrote.

This is amazing, my loyal readers! Just over 100 years ago, Theodore Herzl dreamed of a Jewish state. Did anyone ever dream in this lifetime that we would see a second??? Just imagine…

Twice the pushing!

Twice the bureaucracy!

TWICE THE HOOTERS!!!!

(I really do love this place…if the humor’s lost on you, what are you waiting for? IT’S TIME TO VISIT!)

A new Jewish state in the West Bank? WHY NOT???

Furthermore, SOS Israel is planning a campaign to choose a flag and anthem for the new state and will be awarding a prize to the winner. My suggestion will be two blue bars with a cuckoo bird in between. (G-d, I wish I knew photo editing. Huge laughs I could have gotten there.)

Here is my nomination for the national anthem.

The comedic value of two Jewish states is endless…I could have squeezed another 300 words out of it. One question: can we send the arsim to the other one?

For a good time…step into the War Zone…

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