Iron Woman

December 13, 2007 - 3:30 PM by Stephanie

Mob families. Can’t live with ‘em and damn if they’re not pervasive in every culture. *sigh*

Israel is no exception, those of you who might believe otherwise. And sometimes, they do the darndest things.

Like last week: Israel’s Aboutbul mob family kingpin Assie started acting up in the courtroom. So prison guard “L” took the legal system and Assie by surprise when she – that’s right, she - knocked the wind out of ‘ol Assie’s sails. Literally.

Here’s how it all went down:

Assie was in court for various, um, goings-on – need I extrapolate here? – and apparently he started to get a wee bit uncomfortable with the proceedings.

So, as any respectable goodfella attempting to extricate himself by way of diversion might do, he began ranting, raving, clawing at his own shirt and creating general courtroom mayhem.

Calm was sought, order was beseeched but ‘ol Assie wasn’t to be cajoled. Instead, Mr. Mob with a capital “M” lashed out at prison guard “L”.

L didn’t bat an eye. The 24-year-old petite blond fought fire with fire and popped him one. And two. And three. In the face. She then overpowered and handcuffed Mr. A. Those assembled were shocked over the young woman’s prowess.

“She ‘opened his face’,” said a courtroom attorney who witnessed the struggle. “He’s all messed up, he’s got scratch marks and a black eye.”

Wayta go girrrrrlllllll!!! Wow. But you might consider reconstructive surgery, relocation, family protection plans and some out of the way place in Jamaica for a few decades, if ya know what I mean.

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