Presidential Preps

January 7, 2008 - 5:55 PM by

George and Condie – that would be the U.S. George as in W. as in c’mon you know who i’m talkin’ about – and Condie…c’mon, you know that one too – are set to touch down here in 2 days.

And OF COURSE things are happening and moving and shaking to make ready for the prez’s first official visit to “The Holy Land”...

One place that’s prepping up a storm is Jerusalem’s King David Hotel; yesterday I heard the hotel general manager being interviewed on the radio.

He was talking about how he and staff are readying the establishment for the Big G’s visit. Security clearances, menu preferences, readying the presidential suite, turning 30 rooms into office space so that the Americans can work when necessary.

As would be expected, security is hyper super extensive – the hotel will be cleared as of Tuesday for Secret Service to run a sweep and after that it’s the president’s entourage ONLY in the entire 237-room hotel. Tourists bookings have been canceled.

All hotel employees will carry security clearance cards that have been registered with the Secret Service.

“All that’s left is to hand over the hotel deed to the Americans,” one hotel employee told local press regarding the sweeps and security measures being implemented.

As for special requests, just one: That George get his breakfast cereal with berries and skim milk at 5:30 am. Big Whoop.

I feel for you, my Jerusalem brethren. Traffic, traffic, traffic.

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3 Comments on Presidential Preps

  1. Nicole on Mon, Jan 7th 2008 7:01 PM

    2. the question is – what kind of compensation, if any, did the tourists who were already booked to stay there recieve?

  2. Stephanie on Tue, Jan 8th 2008 9:17 AM

    3. hmmmmm…vouchers for complimentary afternoon cookies/coffee/tea in the lobby area?

  3. Enrique Garcia on Wed, Jan 9th 2008 4:05 PM

    4. Bush, Condoleeza Rice, et. al should be arrested and tried for trying to destroy the nation of YHWH. Bush doesn’t read his Bible every day. If he does, he’s only looking at the pictures. His grandfather aided the Nazis during World War II, his father made millions from illegal drugs, and now the stupidest man to ever ascend the presidency is trying to hand Israel over to her enemies.

    That’s what America gets for electing cheerleaders. If “W” didn’t have his daddy’s money and influence, he couldn’t get elected dog catcher.

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