Take it ALL Off!

January 15, 2008 - 3:30 PM by

You know Reality Television has plunged to new depths when programming focuses on stripping. I.e. getting naked. I.e. taking off articles of clothing.

In other words, a series devoted to the reality of the art of striptease. (don’t we all do it every night before going to bed?)

Wow! That’s sooooooo interesting and intriguing. Clap. cough. cough. Clap.

Next month in Israel a first of its kind live reality show will center around a strip competition. Women will be judged by viewers watching the program via Israel’s Ego Channel (how ironic!) who vote on the most talented dis-rober via SMS. The person who wins/guesses correctly gets a free trip to Paris including a visit to the city’s famous Hustler Strip Club.

But first, show producers have to get the goods. They’re combing the country for 12 young women who can compete.

The one and only episode will be taped live at Tel Aviv’s Hangar 11 during the club’s “Sextival” extravaganza.

Never a dull moment…But I’m sorta wondering if there’s gonna be a male equivalent so’s we women can get equal time?

You know, equality, equal rights and share-share alike, hmmmm?

Comments

9 Comments on Take it ALL Off!

  1. Benji Lovitt on Tue, Jan 15th 2008 4:41 PM
  2. I will strip for anyone who blogrolls me. Does that work?

  3. David Eskanazi on Tue, Jan 15th 2008 5:04 PM
  4. AHAHAHAHA….Benji my brother…..i bet your just some “Average Joe” sitting at your computer like the rest of us?

  5. Harry on Tue, Jan 15th 2008 5:38 PM
  6. No Benji, that just makes you a whore. ;)

  7. Liza on Tue, Jan 15th 2008 6:11 PM
  8. Is your offer retroactive, Benji? If so, I may actually have to remove you from my blogroll… :-)

  9. Benji Lovitt on Tue, Jan 15th 2008 6:43 PM
  10. I was going to offer you both my extra tickets to the taping of this show but I may now have to reconsider.

    (dramatic pause)

    Fine, you’re invited!

  11. Stephanie on Tue, Jan 15th 2008 8:07 PM
  12. LOL to all of you! And Benji, I’m calling your mother!

  13. Benji Lovitt on Tue, Jan 15th 2008 8:58 PM
  14. Steph, be prepared-she may try to set us up. 33 and single…DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT DOES TO A JEWISH MOTHER??? (I’m 33, not her, before somebody makes the comment.)

    David, thank you for calling me average. Do you know how long I’ve been working my way up from pathetic? (Someone told me recently that Israelis don’t get the American Jewish self-deprecating humor.)

  15. Liza on Wed, Jan 16th 2008 1:57 PM
  16. Really?? You were going to offer me a ticket to the show? Me? Moi? I’m truly flattered, I am, but I think I’m busy that night. Washing my hair and all that. Darn…

  17. Stephanie on Wed, Jan 16th 2008 3:12 PM
  18. Hell, I would go. It’s going to be a CRAZY spectacle. But then, I don’t know that I’d want to be in the middle of THAT crowd…Maybe from a special viewing room or something.

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