Massachusetts Travel

February 27, 2008 - 1:00 PM by

When our favorite funny guy Benji read this Haaretz story:

Study: For Israeli women, going on vacation means more sex

…having sex is an important factor in a woman’s satisfaction from her tourism experience. In some cases, it is even an essential element and/or a motivating factor for the vacation, meaning that the vacation is perceived as an opportunity for a couple to conduct their sexual relationship in a new, relaxed environment……a trip backpacking was described by participants in the study as an opportunity to have casual sex in a foreign environment. In such instances, the number of sex partners increases….

…He promptly acted as any smart & enterprising business person might do:

Enter “Benji Massachusetts Travel” where …When you travel with tour guide Benji Massachusetts, you can be sure you are getting the finest in relaxed environment, the finest in trip backpacking, and the finest in whatever the hell else these women said they wanted.

We currently offer trips to Thailand, South America, the Far East, and for women hailing from rural Israel who consider Tel Aviv to be a tourist attraction, an apartment on Sderot Chen near Kikar Rabin. (Please be advised that the other person living in the apartment goes to bed around 10 PM. Parking not included.)

Ach, the transparency. There’s more to life, BL.

Really.

Tags: • Category: Israeliness, Life, Travel 

Comments

3 Comments on Massachusetts Travel

  1. Benji on Wed, Feb 27th 2008 5:55 PM

    2. Stephanie, are you actually taking me seriously? Remember who you’re talking to! : )

  2. Stephanie on Wed, Feb 27th 2008 9:12 PM

    3. BL: Why on earth would you think I take your posting for a startup travel agency for sex-starved backpacking females run out of your Tel Aviv seriously? BL, I’m worried

  3. Benji Lovitt on Wed, Feb 27th 2008 11:07 PM

    4. Your last 2 lines worried me. I’m just oversensitive. Or insane.

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