I Do…Not

March 11, 2008 - 1:00 PM by

The shortest marriage in history?

Well since you asked: It happened last week in Syria.

The setting: Ceremony’s over and guests and family are whooping it up on the dance floor.

The D.J. puts on a popular song by Egyptian singer Saad Sareer titled: We All Love you Donkey i.e. Mule i.e. Jackass.

Cooing the lyrics, wife pulls freshly dubbed hubbie onto the dance floor by his tie.

Humiliated by a song he thinks is beneath him, husband rushes to d.j. booth demanding: stop the music!

“But she requested the song!” d.j. pleads, pointing at bewildered wife.

“Divorced, divorced, divorced” decrees angry husband into the mike.

Which, apparently, is enough to seal the deal in early nuptial stages. Sorta like those “pinky blood oaths” you used to take with friends in grade school using your mom’s sewing kit.

And that’s all she wrote. On the positive side, what kind of fun was that coupling gonna be anyway?

Get Guinness on the line.

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One Comment on I Do…Not

  1. Benji on Tue, Mar 11th 2008 1:24 PM

    2. I hope they didn’t update their relationship status on Facebook. Oh, that’s right, they can’t use Facebook in Syria.

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