Olmert’s E-Mail

May 21, 2008 - 2:30 PM by

If you’ve been reading Israel-related news then you know that Israel’s Prime Minister Olmert is under the magnifying glass at the moment for allegedly accepting money from a certain “financier” aka Morris the laundryman Talansky.

Accordingly, our friend Jameel at The Muqata writes…

———- Forwarded message ———-
From: Ehud Olmert Date: Tue, May 20, 2008 at 5:20 PM
Subject: urgent
To: Jameel Rashid

From: PM Ehud Olmert

Greetings from Jerusalem

Before I introduce myself, I wish to inform you that this letter is not a hoax mail and I urge you to treat it serious. We want to transfer to overseas account (30,000.000 NIS) Thirty million New Israeli Shekels from a prime Bank here in Israel. I want to ask you, if you are not capable to quietly look for reliable and honest person who will be capable and fit to provide either an existing bank account or to set up a new Bank a/c immediately to receive this money, even an empty a/c can serve to receive this money, as long as you will remain honest to me till the end for this important business trusting in you and believing in God that you will never let me down either now or in future.

I am PM Ehud Olmert, presently the Prime Minister of Israel. Potentially in the course of an audit next week, it will be discovered that I have a floating fund in an account opened in the bank in 1990, in which I regularly deposited envelopes full of cash. I discovered that with the audit next week, if I do not get this money out urgently it will be forfeited for nothing.

The official owner of this account is my wife Aliza, a great artist and a resident of Jerusalem, who unfortunately never had any art skills, and it shows it what she produces.

While we would have claimed that the deposits were for artwork, no one believes that any more, as who would actually by her crap. No other person knows about this account or anything concerning it – yet.

The total amount involved is Thirty million New Israeli Shekels only [30,000.000.00 NIS] and we wish to transfer this money into safe foreigners account abroad. But while I know many foreigners who give me money, I don’t know any foreigner who will keep their mouth shut. . .

Nice one. Go to the Muqata for the rest…

Tags: • Category: Business, Crime, Israeliness, Politics 

Comments

3 Comments on Olmert’s E-Mail

  1. Jameel on Thu, May 22nd 2008 9:21 AM

    2. Hey, I didn’t write it! Olmert did…

    Wanna get *me* in trouble?

    ;-)

  2. Stephanie on Thu, May 22nd 2008 10:12 AM

    3. mwahahahaaaaaa…Okay Jameel, cough up the cash. We know you know where it is…

  3. David All on Sat, May 24th 2008 1:48 AM

    4. That really is LOL. Best one I have read in quite a while.
    Here are some other examples to measure it against at
    http://www.hurryupharry.org/2008/05/04/spamiversay
    Enjoy!

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