Cease-fire pick up lines

January 19, 2009 - 9:27 AM by

I'd walk the line for you anyday...

I'd walk the line for you anyday...

One thing you can say about Jews, is that we can find the dark humor in anything.

Hot on the heels of the unilateral cease-fire announced by Israel, one email making the rounds on Sunday parodied the ‘Top Ten’ list of American talk show host David Letterman, but with a local twist. Even though it may have originated from a New York Jewish site, it proves that the old adage that war is a great aphrodisiac.

Top Ten Cease-Fire Pickup Lines

10. Let’s do the opposite of disengagement

9. There maybe a cease-fire, but my heart is still burning for you

8. If you kiss me, I’d be glad to respond disproportionately

7. I declare unilaterally that “I’m ready to father your children”

6. Hamas will inevitably break the cease-fire, so let’s use these 10 minutes to make a little peace of our own

5. Care to take these diplomatic negotiations back to my place?

4. A bomb-alarm just went off in my heart, no wait, that’s just Hamas actually firing rockets again

3. So, come to this bomb shelter often?

2. My heart is on Tzeva Adom (Red Alert)

1. U.N. I belong together

For a more sophisticated brand of humor, check out the homegrown Israeli spoof video clip created by the master satirists from the hugely popular TV show Eretz Nehederet.

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